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    Default Death in Israel !!

    Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.

    While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and dies.

    The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him,'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.'

    The American diplomats break into a huddle to discuss the matter.

    After a heated discussion, their spokesman turns to the undertaker and tells him they want Donald Trump shipped home.

    The undertaker is taken aback and asks,'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when he could be buried here, in this beautiful and historic country, and it would cost you only $100?

    The diplomat replies,'Long, long ago a famous man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

    We just can't take that risk.'
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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