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  1. #46
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    What goes around comes around.

    Family before all others

    We are not special, We are not beautiful and unique snowflakes, We are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

    You are not your job.

    Taking the blame is only a problem if you care.
    Great minds discuss ideas,
    average minds discuss events,
    small minds discuss people

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    Cool

    Always admit to your mistakes.

    That way you can deny the biggie and everyone will believe you.

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    No matter how badly off you think you are, there are at least 5 billion people worse off than you. and some of them still smile!

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    Life is like a box of chocolates

    Happiness is largely a matter of digestion

    Babies are the nicest way to start making people

    All creatures have a sense of territory except children

    The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings

    Progress is impossible without change; and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

    Never to sufferwould have been never to have been blessed

    Some people are so sensitive they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them

    Greater love hath no man than this; that a man lay down his life for his friends.

    A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.

    Growth demands a temporary surrender of security.

    Cheers
    Cheers

    TEEJAY

    There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"

    (Man was born to hunt and kill)

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    Mother-in-laws suck

  6. #51
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    You will pay for free appetisers.

    Life's like a bowl of nuts; the odds are good that someone sucked the chocolate off.

    If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably good eating.

    TANSTAAFL

    Spiel chequers are a pane.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Be kind to your children, for it is THEY who will decide if you end up with a warm kerosene bath or a cold one. :eek:
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
    TANSTAAFL
    Huh?:confused:
    Have a nice day - Cheers

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    TANSTAAFL = "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch"

    Which raises another couple:
    • Don't assume common knowledge is.
    • Common sense isn't.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    One which my Da would quote

    "There is nothing as good for the inside of a man As the outside of a horse"

    and

    My rat is smarter than your pHd Student

    Rats are what keep Researchers employed and a Personal favorite

    "I Perform Unspeakable Acts of Beauty and Random Kindness -- I Rescue
    Rats!"
    Louise Dux Y2K/5
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BrissyRatRescue
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    Signatures should be an evolving Machination

    http://www.spearheadvibrations.com/video.html

    Stay human

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    I try not to live life by any common axiom as there are too many contradictory ones, which we often use in debate to highlight a point rightly or otherwise,
    ............... but despite that there is something I say occassionally "if when they're kicking the dirt into the hole in the ground, & people say he wasn't a bad fella and no-one was unduly wronged by him, then that life was a good one.
    Bruce C.
    catchy catchphrase needed here, apply in writing to the above .

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    Smile, it is rewarding when a stranger smiles back!

    A true friend is someone who drops everything to help you!..Don't forget to do the same for them!..

    Even when you know someone doesn't care for your company, be pleasant in theirs!

    Be foregiving, some people do not know when they are being an idiot!

    Take all that life gives, one day it will stop giving!..

    A lady slaps you once, if you are a gentleman, cop it, you probably asked for it!..If she tries to do it again, warn her!...Third time give as good as you get!..

    Never be ashamed of making a mistake, it's part of human nature to screw up everything we touch!..Just don't keep touching it!!...

    savage(Eric)
    savage(Eric)

    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by savage
    A true friend is someone who drops everything to help you!..Don't forget to do the same for them!..
    a good friend wil bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting beside you in the cell saying " That was ****ing great"

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    I have one simple one to live by...
    NIKE




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    Just do it!


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    Keep it clean or put it in the other forum.

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