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24th December 2018, 04:56 PM #1rrich Guest
Since We're Doing Elephant Jokes
Since We're Doing Elephant Jokes
Why did the elephant wear green athletic shoes?
So it could hide in the grass.
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24th December 2018, 06:07 PM #2
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Why did the elephant sit on the fence?
Time to get a new fence.
Why did the elephant sit on the car?
I don't know why, but it is time to get a new car.
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24th December 2018, 08:00 PM #3
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Why did the Elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the Strawberry patch.
How can you tell what dung came from a Bull Elephant?
If it comes down, that's cow dung, if it stays up there, that's Bull dung.To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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25th December 2018, 12:14 AM #4
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Q: Why do elephants paint their toe-nails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: Why do elephants have, thick, flat feet?
A: From jumping out of cherry trees.
Q: Why are pygmies small?
A: They like picking cherries.
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25th December 2018, 07:40 AM #5
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25th December 2018, 01:10 PM #6
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What’s the difference between an elephant and a mother-in-law?
About ten kilos and a dress.Nothing succeeds like a budgie without a beak.
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26th December 2018, 06:38 AM #7
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Why can you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they are very good at it!Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naďve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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26th December 2018, 07:48 AM #8
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Why did the Elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the Strawberry patch.
Ever seen an elephant in your strawberry patch?
guess camouflage works.
why do elephants have such big ears?
Fly from tree to tree
why are elephants feet painted yellow?
so they can hide in the custard bowl.....
ever seen an elephant in your custard bowl.?...
case rested
This is going to escalate very quickly, I had over 150 elephant jokes, so why dont I put them out> most have been heard before.I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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26th December 2018, 08:02 AM #9
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I gave my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks!”
I replied “Don’t mention it”.Nothing succeeds like a budgie without a beak.
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26th December 2018, 08:50 AM #10
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This is all getting out of hand.....as long as nobody turns their trouser pocket linings inside out and decides to do their "white-eared elephant" impression. A party favourite.....NOT.
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26th December 2018, 10:08 AM #11
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Haha..luckily for you, they haven't yet invented a way to print out images that have been seared into someone's memory.....lol
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26th December 2018, 07:20 PM #12
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A bloke found an elephant wandering along the road looking lost, his friend advised him to take it to the zoo. The next day the friend meets the bloke and the elephant walking along the road, he says "I thought I told you to take that elephant to the zoo yesterday?" Bloke replies " I did and we had such a good time together we're off to the movies".
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28th December 2018, 09:00 PM #13
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how do you catch a unique elephant?
you neek up on it.
Where do you store the unique elephant once you caught it?
In a trunk.
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28th December 2018, 09:28 PM #14
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Tusk,tusk
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