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  1. 26th December 2018, 07:51 AM #1
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    whats green and red and goes around at 150k an hour?

    frog in a blender.
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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    Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

    Beacause they’re ugly and they smell.
    Nothing succeeds like a budgie without a beak.
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    What is yellow and black and dangerous?

    Shark infested custard.
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    "It's good enough" is low aim
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    What’s brown and sticky?


    A stick...
    Nothing succeeds like a budgie without a beak.
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