Elephant bank robber.

[Boringgeoff]

I was sitting in the pub having a quiet beer when a removalist truck pulled outside the bank on the other side of the road. The tail ramp came down and an elephant walked out and straight into the bank. It slapped all the bank staff with its trunk then wrapped its trunk around the safe, hauled it out and walked back into the truck which took off down the road.
A few minutes later the local policeman came into the pub and asked if anyone had witnessed the bank robbery, I said that I had seen it all. Notebook in hand he asked me to describe the event and when I finished he asked me to describe the elephant. "What do you mean describe the elephant" I said, "an elephant is an elephant surely?" "What I mean is, was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?" said the officer. I replied "I couldn't tell, it had a stocking over its head".

[rustynail]

What on earth were you drinking?

[Boringgeoff]

Well Rusty, the Giraffe that served me said it was beer. Another patron told me certain drinks were free during happy hour. When I queried the Giraffe he replied "Yes the Highballs are on me".