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15th December 2018, 01:55 AM #1
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Alan gets escorted out of the hotel at 11.30 AM for being drunk.
As he staggers down the step, he bumps into Father O'Malley,
"Got a tip for us, Father?" says Alan.
"Lunch" replies the Father.
"Heck, never heard of that one, must be a 2 year old" says Alan.
"Right" says Alan. As he tries to get back inside to place a bet in the Hotel, he's escorted out again.
Walking around the corner, he sees a Sandwich Board with Lunch 12-1 on it. "That'll pay well".
"I'll go to the Olde Inn, and put a bet on it there, so walking around the corner, he sees a Sandwich Board with Lunch 10-2 on it.
As he come across a Chinese Take Away, with a Sandwich Board out the front with Lunch 1-2 on it.
"Jeez, that's getting low" says Alan. Before he could take another step, he's arrested by the police.
He's charged and thrown into a cell, then asks the Officer "What about lunch?"
To which the Officer replies "Sober up first!!!"
Alan then replies, "Just as well I didn't get a bet on it!!!"To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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15th December 2018, 05:25 AM #2
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Ooh, a new joke! Tickled my fancy, very original.
Alan...
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16th December 2018, 05:56 PM #3
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A new joke?
I'll bet it isn't. What are the odds?
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16th December 2018, 06:08 PM #4
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Are you sure his name is ‘Alan’, more likely to be ‘Paddy’.
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