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Thread: You know how some people ask...
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14th October 2005, 04:40 PM #16
Actually, the correct reply is :
"Do a search"
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14th October 2005, 04:43 PM #17
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14th October 2005, 04:44 PM #18
Never heard of baiting myna birds with pancakes
- Wood Borer
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14th October 2005, 04:52 PM #19
Tell me
Why did the bus you just missed always leave 2 minutes too early and the one you are waiting for is always 10 minutes late? :mad:
Why does exchange rates always drop the minute you book your overseas trip and it goes up again as soon as you get home? :mad:
Why?
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14th October 2005, 04:53 PM #20
Sod's law
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14th October 2005, 08:42 PM #21Originally Posted by debugger
I have made several mistakes buying tools but the older I get the wiser I get (I think), the most recent was a planer, never had one before so I thought start off small and see how it goes, if I like it I'll buy a better one next time. First time I used it "crunch!", a bit of broken nail, chipped the blade. So everytime after it left a score in the timber!, drat!, off to Bunnings for a new set of blades!...Not so fast!..they don't sell spare blades, go to Gasweld or Glenfords, they just laught at me when I told them the brand and said "Mate they are a throw away item!". "So what am I going to do?", I stupidly asked the guy. He said "THROW IT AWAY!". I kept it for crop work and got me a good one and a spare set of blades just incase. Don't waste your money on Ozito!....
savage(Eric)savage(Eric)
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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14th October 2005, 08:48 PM #22Registered
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Originally Posted by Schtoo
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14th October 2005, 10:21 PM #23
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15th October 2005, 12:58 AM #24Member
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It probably means that the way this thread is headed will be here soon
If we learn by our mistakes, I have had a wonderful education!
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15th October 2005, 08:05 AM #25Retired
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