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25th November 2018, 10:50 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Why
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the Udder.To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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25th November 2018, 11:49 PM #2GOLD MEMBER
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Groan.....
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26th November 2018, 08:13 AM #3SENIOR MEMBER
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Opening your Christmas bonbons a bit early?
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26th November 2018, 11:11 PM #4GOLD MEMBER
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Nah, it was an email that the other half got, and it tickled my fancy.
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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28th November 2018, 06:31 AM #5Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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