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Thread: Indian myna birds,
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13th October 2005, 07:22 PM #46
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13th October 2005, 08:31 PM #47Originally Posted by Christopha
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13th October 2005, 11:10 PM #48Originally Posted by ChristophaBrett
Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday!
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13th October 2005, 11:20 PM #49
So what is wrong with the old .177 air gun.
Kills to 20 mtr - 30 if you are good.
Quick.
Quiet.
Cheap.
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14th October 2005, 02:10 AM #50GOLD MEMBER
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To encourage Magpies, Currawongs, Butcherbirds etc. just toss out some bits of mince (or trimmings of fat etc off your meat) when they are around. The 'word' soon gets around, and if you don't overfeed them (like my late father) they will dig out all the pests in your lawn for you while they are waiting for their handout.
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14th October 2005, 06:39 AM #51
I remember seeing a doco some time ago about a sparrow or swallow (or some sort) problem in some South American country. What they did was to encourage the birds to nest in this large tree. In the evenings, thousands of them would descend to this tree. Then it was surrounded with heaps of 44 gallon drums of petrol which were simultaneously ignited with a dynamite charge on each drum. The fireball mushroom was so huge it engulfed the whole tree and not a bird survived. Maybe a google search might turn up someone in South America who does this type of work at a reasonable price? You could blame it on the French. Say that they'd resumed bomb testing again but their maps were out of date and they thought this was Muroroa Atoll?
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14th October 2005, 10:49 AM #52Originally Posted by oges
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14th October 2005, 10:52 AM #53Originally Posted by echnidnaSome days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen
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14th October 2005, 11:29 AM #54Originally Posted by keith53Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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14th October 2005, 04:31 PM #55
A mate from down Toowoomba way told me that fruit farmers who had a problem with metallic starlings used to do the following. Find their home tree, this usually has hundreds of them living in it. Get a backhoe to dig a trench around it and then lay explosives in the bottom of the trench (the stuff you mix up in a cement mixer using diesel and fertiliser) fill the trench with gravel. At night, when all the starlings are in the nest, detonate explosives. The gravel acts as shrapnel and completley shreds the tree, all the foliage, birds and nests are just wiped out. :eek: Probably wouldn't get away with it nowadays though.
Mick"If you need a machine today and don't buy it,
tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."
- Henry Ford 1938
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14th October 2005, 06:51 PM #56Registered
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Mick.
Im alert but not alarmed :eek:
Al
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14th October 2005, 07:06 PM #57Originally Posted by journeyman Mick
In today's "anti terror" climate (aka polly bandwagon - to some extent at least) that might be seen as a slightly anti-social thing to do. Somehow, detonating (or even mixing up!) some explosives in a Melbourne 'burb might just be misinterpreted
Cheers!
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14th October 2006, 10:07 AM #58
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14th October 2006, 10:16 AM #59
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