BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...

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> A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders

a

> drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

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> He gets up,staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,

> meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house

> today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine

> looking woman!"

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> The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are

confused,

> because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

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> The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your

> grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

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> The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker

still

> says nothing.

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> The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you

> something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

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> At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders

> looks him square in the eyes and says...................

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> "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."