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  1. 21st September 2018, 04:07 PM #1
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    Default British humour is different

    These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 Gay Bull for sale.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake.

    FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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