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26th July 2018, 01:39 PM #1
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26th July 2018, 02:51 PM #2
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Hi,
You could get more than two short planks from that couple.
RegardsHugh
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26th July 2018, 08:49 PM #3
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I wonder which branch of the family he came from.....
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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27th July 2018, 10:59 AM #4
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I will make a trunk call and find out.
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27th July 2018, 11:46 AM #5
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He's given a very wooden response. I'd say it's probably because he's rooted to the spot.
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27th July 2018, 08:09 PM #6
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I'll go out on a limb and say 'good one'.
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27th July 2018, 08:41 PM #7
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I’m just going to turn a leaf on this one
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27th July 2018, 09:11 PM #8
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...and I thought that everyone had twigged to all the puns
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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28th July 2018, 08:42 PM #9
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Why are we lumbered with jokes like these?
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28th July 2018, 11:48 PM #10
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Rotten.
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29th July 2018, 01:10 PM #11
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Rotten?
Originally Posted by rustynail
Decayed or spalted?
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1st August 2018, 01:37 AM #12
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Sorry, you can't branch out on this, it's one or the other? There's not mulch esle!
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1st August 2018, 12:51 PM #13
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If it were spalted I would have said so. If it were decay I would have used that term to describe an ongoing process. Rotten is what rotten is....Rotten.
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1st August 2018, 09:00 PM #14
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We have to make allowances for people who have no sense of humus Originally Posted by rustynail
Last edited by doug3030; 2nd August 2018 at 01:59 PM. Reason: reworded the joke because nobody seemed to get it
I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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1st August 2018, 10:56 PM #15
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This thread is littered with lots of humus
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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