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  1. 26th July 2018, 09:54 PM #1
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    Default Dentist of the year

    Elizabeth went to the dentist today. They now have joke of the week displayed at reception. This one hurts more than the drill:

    What does dentist of the year get ?

    ....

    A little plaque...

    In fact it hurts more than the bill...
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  3. 26th July 2018, 11:47 PM #2
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    After a joke like that you deserve root canal work....
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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  7. 4th August 2018, 03:45 PM #4
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    As a result of the need for a root canal, I was in the dentist's chair a few days ago. Everyone thought that the joke was funny.
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    Did you know the best time of day to visit the dentist?

    Two-thirty....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Tiff View Post
    Did you know the best time of day to visit the dentist?

    Two-thirty....
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    My dentist needs some humour in his life, he’s a miserable burger.

    By that I mean he’s always looking down in the mouth...
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    It just keeps giving doesn't it ?
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
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    Plaque for the month. Crown for dentist of the year.
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    How do they choose the winner.
    Brace yourself......
    They cross that bridge when they come to it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carry Pine View Post
    How do they choose the winner.
    Brace yourself......
    They cross that bridge when they come to it!
    I had a bridge made and I asked the dentist to make sure that I could get a threader under it for flossing. He made a tunnel.
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    ...for the bit between the teeth...
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    No. So as not to Harbour ( tunnel) any bacteria .
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    These puns are so bad they need to be capped
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    These puns are so bad they need to be capped
    Or extracted.
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