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  1. 8th October 2005, 08:49 PM #1
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    Fellow walks into a shop.
    He says "Can I have a packet of Irish sausages?"
    The assistant says, "Are you Irish?"
    Fellow says, "If I asked you for Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I were Danish?"
    Assistant: "No"
    Fellow: If I asked you for Parma Ham, would you ask me if I were Italian?"
    Assistant: "No"
    Fellow: If I asked you for Chilli sauce, would you ask if I were Mexican?"
    Assistant: "No"
    Fellow: "Then why, when I ask for Irish sausages, do you ask if I am Irish?"

    Assistant: "Because this is Bunnings!"
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  2. 8th October 2005, 11:01 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dendot
    Fellow walks into a shop.
    He says "Can I have a packet of Irish sausages?"
    ............
    Fellow: "Then why, when I ask for Irish Bacon, do you ask if I am Irish?"

    Assistant: "Because this is Bunnings!"
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    Was it sausages or bacon, dendot? whos the irishman here
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  3. 9th October 2005, 07:04 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug the slug
    Was it sausages or bacon, dendot? whos the irishman here
    Read it ALL again, and if that don't help, read again, SLOWLY.

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    Sorry Doug, didn't realise that it had been edited

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    Read the little editing note at the bottom.
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  5. 9th October 2005, 02:40 PM #5
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    awwwww, what'd you have to fix it for. We could have teased him for at least three pages without that

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