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31st May 2018, 03:39 PM #1
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Out of the mouths of 3rd graders
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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1st June 2018, 01:44 AM #2
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Wonder if it was off to the principals office then??
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2nd June 2018, 11:42 AM #3
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I could give another line but it is censored.
What does the fat bull give you?
The same as many politicians.
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2nd June 2018, 12:35 PM #4rrich Guest
Are you trying to say, "Male Bovine Excrement?"
Originally Posted by Handyjack
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2nd June 2018, 05:32 PM #5
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Originally Posted by rrich
Are you trying to say, "Male Bovine Excrement?"
The poo of the male moo.Hugh
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