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31st May 2018, 03:48 PM #1
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Dad jokes
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.
Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naďve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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31st May 2018, 06:30 PM #2
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How true is that first one!!!
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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