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  1. 20th February 2018, 08:48 AM #1
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    Default New regulation at Coles Supermarkets.

    I went to our local Coles Supermarket yesterday to buy a cabbage.
    Apparently they have a new law that you cannot purchase one unless
    you also buy a carrot and a jar of Mayonnaise.

    It is available under ColesLaw.
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  3. 20th February 2018, 10:45 AM #2
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    That one ranks up there with:

    Why did the elephant wear green tennis shoes?

    So he could hide in the grass.
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    You ever seen an elephant hiding in green grass?

    So the green shoes work...whats your problem?

    Why do elephants wear yellow sneakers?
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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    so hey can hide in the smarties
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonto View Post
    You ever seen an elephant hiding in green grass?

    So the green shoes work...whats your problem?

    Why do elephants wear yellow sneakers?
    so they can hid upside down in the custard
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    Why did the beetroot blush?
    Because it saw the salad dressing...
    Cool fridge law
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    so they can hid upside down in the custard
    so you ever seen elephanys in your custard bowl? huh?
    See folks elephants aren't stupid these things work
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