Older Guys Have Different Priorities

[KBs PensNmore]

Funny how things change with age.......



A 73 year old man is having a drink in a Los Angeles bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
The girl is so attractive that he can’t take his eyes off her.

After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.

Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: “I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want $100, and there’s another condition”.

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.
“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words?"

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.
He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 x $10 bills in her outstretched hand. He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly“





Paint my house.”

[Simplicity]

Lol


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[doug3030]

Dave TTC would have said "Clean MY Shed"

[BobL]

Reminds me of a public talk I gave one evening at Uni about "Life the Universe and Everything" ie lots of dramatic astronomy slides etc
As usual I got wound up in the topic, had way too many slides to show, and went overtime a bit.
When I finished I called for questions and quite a few hands went up which was encouraging.
I looked around at the faces of the hands up and decided to choose the elderly chap in the front row who asked, "Where's the toilet"