New Hearing Aid

[KBs PensNmore]

A new hearing aid concept designed for men.
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[rwbuild]

Obviously a prototype, the production model has no wife setting.....

[Bohdan]

With voice recognition technology the new ones have automatic wife rejection.

[Simplicity]

Will this be SIRI compatible.
Considering she runs woman's voice system 7.3?


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[Bohdan]

As long as you don't marry her.

[AlexS]

My wife said to me just a while ago "You haven't been listening to a thing I've said, have you?"
I thought "Thats a strange way to start a conversation."

[doug3030]

My wife says I never listen to a word she says - at least thats what I think she said...

[rrich]

A good laugh! That is EXACTLY how my hearing aids work. Really!

They are 32 channel models and seem to put my wife's voice into channel 33.

[nrb]

Yea mine work a bit like that
i can turn off each ear or adjust the volume so when you have had enough, action that feature

[KBs PensNmore]

I've given up on wearing mine, someones head in the cupboard and expects me to understand what is being said!!!!

[rwbuild]

...and speaks normal for visitors but mutters when its only us.....

[cava]

...and speaks normal for visitors but mutters when its only us.....

This....

[rrich]

I've given up on wearing mine, someones head in the cupboard and expects me to understand what is being said!!!!

A-men

[rustynail]

We have the "Fridgeaphone." All important messages are passed on to me while Her head is stuck in the bloody fridge. Today She is complaining of sunburn after a stint in the garden. More likely the fridge light I reckon.

[doug3030]

Frank feared his wife Peg wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her,
he talked to the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there was a simple informal test the husband
could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
Here’s what you do,’ said the Doctor, ‘stand about 40 feet away
from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response.’
That evening, Frank’s wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was
in the den. He says to himself, ‘I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what
happens.’ Then in a normal tone he asks, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, ‘Peg, what’s for dinner?’
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from
his wife and asks, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. ‘Honey,
what’s for dinner?’ Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. ‘Peg, what’s for dinner?’
(I just love this)
‘Frank, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!’