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  1. 1st October 2005, 08:01 PM #1
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    Default how bright is george bush

    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'

    "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

    His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and asks..........















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  2. 1st October 2005, 08:03 PM #2
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    how bright is george bush

    About 25 watts??


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    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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    How much do you earn?
    Lots less tha GW I reckon
    So who is dumb?
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    The poor man is under a lot of pressure. He has to squeeze in 6 months of golf into his work calender. When you work full-time that is not easy. The stress must be getting to him.
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  6. 2nd October 2005, 11:44 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna
    How much do you earn?
    Lots less tha GW I reckon
    So who is dumb?

    Hmmmmm what an interesting place the world would be if income was based entirely on IQ.
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    Sheer devious cunning does play a part in income
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    Quote Originally Posted by julianx
    Hmmmmm what an interesting place the world would be if income was based entirely on IQ.
    And it would seem inversely proportional
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