Evening Classes for Men

[doug3030]

Luckily there's enough material in the original course outline to placate the lady members on here. However, if they decide that they've had enough you blokes better watch your backs at any future get togethers or tool sales.

Bring it on!!!!!

[aldav]

Well it's alright if you carry a weapon (walking stick) and have a trolley to lean on, but what about the rest of us?

[rrich]

Is it possible for a man to load the dishwasher correctly?
Look, learn, practice.

[DavidG]

Extension class to above. Cleaning car parts in a dishwasher.

[Uncle Al]

Or more to the point, how not to get caught cleaning car parts in the dishwasher.

Alan...

[doug3030]

Or more to the point, how not to get caught cleaning car parts in the dishwasher.

After passing this module students are eligible to enrol in "Convincing her that tempering tool steel in the oven will not make the food taste funny"

Cheers

Doug

[rustynail]

A footie coach I had, many years ago and probably one of the hardest men I have ever met, was thoughtful enough to purchase roses for his wife on the way home after loosing the grand final during his playing days. His wife was their loyalist supporter. Upon receiving them the Misses promptly ate them and slammed the door in his face!
Maybe the second hardest man I ever met.

[thruxton]

Material Data Safety Sheet for. WOMEN

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMEN: A Chemical Analysis
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118 lbs., but known to vary from 110 to 550 lbs.
OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities throughout the world
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

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