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  1. 28th March 2003, 09:27 AM #1
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    It was a dark and stormy night. The rain bucketed down, beating a steady tattoo on the corro roof. Inside the shed the white glare of flouresent lighting flashed back at him from the polished blades of the tools.
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  2. 28th March 2003, 10:58 AM #2
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    opened a bottle of port and threw another log in the fire and then.....
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    there was a knock at the door. Opening the door...
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    ... two gorgeous, incredibly sexy women, one of whom said, "Hi, my name is Beryl, this is my twin sister Cheryl, we're feeling a little feral, would you like to.......
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    do us a good turn?? We really need....
  6. 28th March 2003, 04:22 PM #6
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    ....come inside take off all our wet clothes, and stand in front of the fire in order to dry our....
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    hair?"

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  8. 28th March 2003, 06:35 PM #8
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    a brass ferrel, for the end of my tool
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    stirring my special potions for the benefit of all mankind and.......
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    brass ferrules for tools that are used.................
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  11. 30th March 2003, 03:23 PM #11
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    ... and abused by the sexually confused for the......
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    woodturning gratification and ............
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    nice gifts for swambo and further to that.....
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  14. 31st March 2003, 05:50 PM #14
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    ... they had better be just what she wants because Beryl can be a little frightening." Having said that he flourished his ferrule and flung it at......
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    ...what are two, georgeous, sexy, feral ladies (Hah) like you doing here anyway?
    Would you like me to......(Lets get back to the main plot fellas.)
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