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  1. 16th November 2017, 08:31 AM #1
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    Default Dirty joke

    I got sick of the floors being dirty so I bought the missus
    a vacuum cleaner.

    What a waste! So far it has only been gathering dust.
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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  2. 16th November 2017, 11:13 PM #2
    KBs PensNmore
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    Got asked what was on the television, I replied Dust.
    That was 3 days ago, can only just open my eyes tonight.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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