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  1. 16th November 2017, 02:46 PM #1
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    Unhappy Another horrible joke

    Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
    Last edited by Benny_; 16th November 2017 at 03:23 PM. Reason: Changed jokes since I realised the other one wasn’t very good at all
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  3. 16th November 2017, 05:01 PM #2
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    Oh the loss of electrons reading the above post.
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  5. 16th November 2017, 05:21 PM #3
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    One of them should be charged......
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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  7. 16th November 2017, 06:24 PM #4
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    No need to be negative
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  9. 16th November 2017, 06:38 PM #5
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    I find negativity positively attractive.
    You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. ~Oscar Wilde
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  11. 16th November 2017, 07:16 PM #6
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    See what you started Benny.

    Now there will be a battery of positives and negatives submitted.
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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    After they ran into each other, they should have gone fission.
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