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  1. 24th October 2017, 10:43 AM #1
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    Default Today's saying or thought

    The secret to a clean kitchen is simple.

    Don't cook.


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  3. 24th October 2017, 10:14 PM #2
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    What do you do for food, eat take away, Maca's , hanging dacks or go to a fancy resturant, hope you're paying
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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    I used to think that marriage boiled down to giving away half your tucker to get the other half cooked.
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    My father once told me that Marriage is like an Institution, who in their right mind wants to spend the rest of their life in an institution!!!!
    I'm constantly told, if I wanted it washed, do it yourself!!!!
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    Marriage is an institution - So is Callan Park
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    For the benefit of those that are in other states, is Callan Park a place for the Criminally Insane????
    The penalty for Bigamy is 2 Mother In Laws.
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    Bigamy is having one wife too many.
    Monogamy is the same.
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