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    Default Dinner Party

    I've just started work in Port Macquarie and the company newsletter want to do a profile on me and one of the questions is "If you could invite four people to dinner who would they be and why"

    Can you guys inspire me with your choices?

    HH.
    Always look on the bright side...

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    jesus christ, to ask if he really did say all that stuff...

    Albert Einstien, he'd be an interesting converstaionalist

    Frank Zappa, he'd be an interesting converstaionalist and I'd like to hear him play his music

    Me.
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    I was thinking Buddha, Jesus, Mohammed and Jehovah to see who won the fight, but don't think I can put that in the newsletter.

    HH.
    Always look on the bright side...

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    It'd probably be better to stick with guys that aren't dead, on account of the pong would put everyone else in the restaurant off their food.

    P

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    Frank Klausz (but hes a bit grumpy)
    Carl Sagan (Cosmologist)
    My dear departed dad (I'd love to show him what I've achieved)
    Jan Gehl (Architect, urand designer extraordinaire, google it!)
    Cheers,

    Adam

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    Larry, Curly, Moe and Harpo.


    Al

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    Angelina Jolie
    Shannon Elizabeth
    Anna Kournikova
    Scarlett Johanson

    And I'd make sure I had a camera so I could prove it to my mates.
    I feel good today Silent Bob.

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    Well it depends on how you want to come across to your workmates.

    If you want to come across as a:

    NOB:

    Geoffrey Robertson
    Andrew Denton
    Winston Churchill
    Steven Hawking

    GEEK:

    Bill Gates
    Steve Jobs
    Bill Gates
    Linus Torvalds
    Bill Gates

    SPORTSNUT:

    Don Bradman
    Johnny Weismuller
    Dawn Fraser
    Jesse Owens

    DEVIATE:

    Anna Kournikova
    Lola
    Marquis du Sade
    Lady Godiva

    FAMILY MAN:

    Wife
    Kid one
    Kid two
    Kid three

    you get the idea........


    There was a young boy called Wyatt
    Who was awfully quiet
    And then one day
    He faded away
    Because he overused White


    Floorsanding in Canberra and Albury.....

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    My 2 grandfathers (that would interesting in itself, wished I'd been at my parents' wedding 1 was a 5'4" man of Scottish descent extremely conservative career military turned building trades, breaking bread across from a 6'2" Fijian/Scots trade unionist), and Granma & Nan to keep their stories somewhat believeable. Spent alot of time with them as a kid, & bugga all as an adult
    Bruce C.
    catchy catchphrase needed here, apply in writing to the above .

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    Al
    Joegee
    Noora
    ( to act as a mediatory)


    That would make for some interesting conversation.
    Boring signature time again!

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    My grand parents - never got to meet any of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by outback
    Al
    Joegee
    Noora
    ( to act as a mediatory)


    That would make for some interesting conversation.
    I knew you hated me!

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    1. Someone who acted like a bigger idiot than me after a few drinks, so I wasnt noticed as much.
    2. Someone who is happy to pay for the whole night.
    3. A local brewery owner.
    4. Alyssa Milano (eye candy)
    Brett

    Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday!

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    Quote Originally Posted by
    I knew you hated me!
    Dont worry , Id sort the other cockheeds out for ya,

    Al

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    Billy Connolly

    Charles Darwin

    Albert Einstien

    Tutankhamun

    That should make for an interesting evening!
    Greatest Movie Quote Ever: "Its good to be the king!"
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