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    Lightbulb Horrible joke

    After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

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    I wish to report a heinous crime.... someone has stolen the GROAN button
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Ray beat me to it.

    GROAN

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    Well done young man. With jokes like that you will make an excellent father.
    You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. ~Oscar Wilde

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    Benny, you have only spent one night with us at Northern Woodturners Club and the
    warped sense of humour has already rubbed off on you.

    Good to have met you ... see you again soon.
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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