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  1. #1
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    Default Today's saying or thought

    I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o' clock in the morning
    and go drive around really slow and make everyone late for work.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
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    I think a lot of your mates are already doing just that!

    Alan...

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    So you're the one, eh?

  4. #4
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    Sunbury, Vic
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    When you retire, you can procrastinate without feeling guilty because there is always tomorrow.
    The only problem is that you do not get any public holidays.
    My answer when asked if I am retired is "I still work but don't get paid now".
    Last edited by Chesand; 8th October 2017 at 07:22 AM. Reason: Added a second thought
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

  5. #5
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    East of Melbourne Aus.
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    Yes it's hard to get a day off.
    I am learning, slowley.

  6. #6
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    What about the overtime, I'm over the time it takes to get anywhere
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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