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  1. 29th September 2017, 07:55 AM #1
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    I'm not a "glass half full" person.
    I'm a "where did I put my glass" person.
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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  2. 29th September 2017, 09:15 AM #2
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    I'm more of a "Hey, that's not my glass; my glass was full. AND it was a bigger glass"
    Nothing succeeds like a budgie without a beak.
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    I drink straight from the bottle...
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  4. 29th September 2017, 02:04 PM #4
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    I drink straight from the bottle...
    SWMBO was having a bad day at the bowling alley and grocery store. When she came home she said, "I need some wine." I opened a bottle for her and put a straw in it.

    She drank about half of the bottle at one sitting.
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    Works for me
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