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2nd September 2017, 08:29 PM #1
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Reaction to Horse Meat in Tesco's Hamburgers,
In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home cooked burgers.
Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are “small amounts” of horse meat in their burgers.
Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK.
Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat, these witty quips hit the internet …
“I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.....
I guess Tesco just listened!
Anyone want a burger from Tesco?
Yay or neigh?
Not entirely sure how Tesco
are going to get over this hurdle.
Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had £5 each way!
Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ...
I still have a bit between my teeth.
A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.
Her condition is said to be stable.
Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn
"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer .. AND THEY'RE OFF"
Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....
"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....
A cow walks into a bar.
Barman says, "Why the long face?"
Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"
I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit....
Talk about flogging a dead horse!To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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2nd September 2017, 08:38 PM #2
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Your not going to saddle us with these corny ones
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3rd September 2017, 07:32 AM #3
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Gawd! Are ya gunner trot out any more?
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3rd September 2017, 03:42 PM #4
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Have we heard this before? Ye or neigh?
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3rd September 2017, 05:27 PM #5
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Yeah, but on another track.
Originally Posted by Carry Pine
Tom
"It's good enough" is low aim
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3rd September 2017, 10:13 PM #6
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Time to rein in the humor
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3rd September 2017, 11:08 PM #7
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Or stirrup some trouble Originally Posted by rwbuild
I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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4th September 2017, 12:17 AM #8
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Thanks for the chuckles, better not let this get off track, or we might get reined in.
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4th September 2017, 11:32 AM #9
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Are you trying to be a pacer - or just a show pony?
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4th September 2017, 11:35 AM #10
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Either way, please don't spur him on. Originally Posted by Rodgera
I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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4th September 2017, 11:44 AM #11
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The mane problem is we keep trotting out these puns
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4th September 2017, 01:05 PM #12
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We'll have to corral them in then!
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4th September 2017, 10:24 PM #13
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Bout time these got put out to pasture.
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5th September 2017, 08:53 AM #14
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I had one the other night then felt a little crook.
Now I am a little hoarse.Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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5th September 2017, 11:55 PM #15
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Standing in a draft will make you hoarse
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