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  1. #1
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    Default You'll love this

    A pretty blonde was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.

    The party waiting behind her was a group from Canberra that included Bill Shorten.
    Bill quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
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    She thanked him and started to leave, when he said,
    "I'm Bill Shorten and I hope you'll vote Labor in the next election”.

    She laughed and quickly said:"I fell on my backside, not my head."
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    As the old adage says 'don't vote for them, it only encourages them' (any poli)
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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