Sheep anyone

[rrich]

Tourist on a tour: How many sheep are there in Australia?
Tour Guide: I don't know. I tried counting them once but fell asleep.

[Allan at Wallan]

I tell my grandchildren that the best way to count sheep in a paddock
is to count the legs then divide that by four.

Oh well, it keeps them occupied.

[KBs PensNmore]

A young lady said to a farmer, "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, can I have one?"
"Sure" said the farmer,
She replied "185"
Farmer was amazed that she got it right, he said to her "How did you work that out so quick?"
"Weeell, I counted the legs and divided by four" and she took her pick.
"OK, If I can tell your true hair color, can I have my dog back??"