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1st August 2017, 01:19 AM #1
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Elephant meets a mouse for the first time.
An elephant was strolling along a jungle track when he met a mouse. "Cripes you're tiny what the heck are you?" asked the elephant. "I'm a mouse" replied the mouse. " But why are you so flamin' small?" asked the elephant. "I've not been very well lately." said the mouse.
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3rd August 2017, 03:39 PM #2rrich Guest
OK, I'll be the one. . . .
There have been over 135 views and not one wise crack.
I don't know if it is the subtleties of our common language or I'm just thick.
Somebody please explain this one to me.
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3rd August 2017, 07:51 PM #3
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Learning to make big bits of wood smaller......
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4th August 2017, 09:34 AM #4
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No you're not thick Rich & TT, but I'm going to show my thickness trying to give you an understandable answer.
Because of illness the mouse had lost a lot (by mouse standards) of weight and thought that that was what the elephant was referring to when he asked him why he was so small.
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4th August 2017, 09:56 AM #5
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I would never have worked that out!!!
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4th August 2017, 10:34 AM #6
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I get it now. Very subtle. That is a joke that needs to be spoken
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4th August 2017, 02:28 PM #7rrich Guest
Exceptionally subtle.
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4th August 2017, 06:50 PM #8
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Reminds me of the time a grasshopper hopped into a bar and jumped up on a bar stool. The bartender leaned over to him and said, we've got a drink named after you. The grasshopper said wot, Kevin?
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5th August 2017, 01:54 PM #9rrich Guest
But the confusion come from
"Elephant meets a mouse for the first time."
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