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    AFL vs NRL...This will open your eyes...
    36 have been accused of spouse abuse
    7 have been arrested for fraud
    19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
    117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    3 have done time for assault
    71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    21 currently are defendants in lawsuits and
    84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year




    Can you guess which organization this is? AFL? NRL?




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    Neither, it's the 535 members of PARLIAMENT in CANBERRA




    The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year, designed to keep the rest of us in line.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    and it would seem that at least 4, perhaps 5, are not even eligible to be there.

    If it were a Centrelink debt, they would have to collectors onto you for every cent....

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    KB are sure it's Canberra

    76 senators plus 152 Reps is 228, not 535 -- which BTW is very close to the number of pollies in Washington DC
    regards from Alberta, Canada

    ian

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    It's a ruse! Hoodwinked!

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    And the numbers sum to only 380, not 535.
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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    Hi WP,
    You should be used to it, they are always picking on our little rural town.
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    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    Hi WP,
    You should be used to it, they are always picking on our little rural town.
    Mr Duke, *I* pick on our little rural town.

    What makes it believable is I've known a few of these scoundrels over the years. It made highly believable reading.

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