Husband says to his wife "I'm going to the pub for a while"
Wife says "Can I come too"
Husband says "Why not!"
They get there and He says to her " What would you like to drink?"
She replies "I'll have the same as you".
He brings the drinks over, she has a taste and says "YUK, How can you drink this stuff?"
He says "And you think I go out to enjoy myself"