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Thread: Locked Keys in Car
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15th July 2017, 10:15 AM #1
Locked Keys in Car
First I had to work late.
Then I discovered that I'd locked my keys in the car.
But the last straw was learning that roadside service couldn't get a locksmith to me for at least two hours.
Finally the guy showed, looking tired and annoyed.
As he struggled with my door, I joked,
"Do those Slim Jim tools come in purse-size?"
"Yeah," he muttered. "They're called keys."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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15th July 2017, 10:45 AM #2
Years ago I helped a chap break into his HR Holden with two bits of bent coat hanger and the quarter vent window.
after we got the door open I gave him the wire and suggested he keep them in the glove box in case it happened again...regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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15th July 2017, 11:31 AM #3
Some years ago I was at the local ag show and was about to leave when I saw a lady quite distressed, said her keys were locked in the car in the ignition. Looked at all the doors and the drivers door was the only one locked....no, she wasn't blond
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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15th July 2017, 02:08 PM #4
I've locked the keys in the car several times myself, ended up pulling the top of the door far enough out to slip my arm through the gap to hook the knob, then push the top of the door back into place. I now carry a spare key in my wallet.
I had to replace a drivers window on a soft top Suzuki Sierra once, they couldn't get into the car, so they broke the window, instead of unzipping the back window and climbing in.
KrynTo grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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15th July 2017, 02:19 PM #5
Dog and car keys
Drove down to the gate with the dog in the car. Got out to open the gate and when I returned to the car I was greeted by the dog standing on the top of the door frame with her feet planted firmly on the lock button.
The walk back to the house is a long one as I'm about to head off I remembered that I had cracked the passenger window open for the dog to sniff the air. Managed to get the window down enough to unlock the door.
I now turn off the car and remove the keys whenever I leave the dog in the car.
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15th July 2017, 02:20 PM #6
There will never be a shortage of Darwin Award candidates
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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15th July 2017, 02:47 PM #7rrich Guest
BCP, (Before Cell Phones) I was at the mall when a teen walked up asking if I could help. She said that the battery in her car key had died and she couldn't get into the car. I asked for the key and walked up to the car, inserted the key into the lock and unlocked the car. As I handed the key back she said, "What will they think of next."
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15th July 2017, 05:48 PM #8
Some years ago, a mate (also work colleague) & I had Holden cars, about 5 years difference in age but with the same locks. It wasn't uncommon, after parties that we'd both been at, for one or both of us to return to our car to find it loaded up with empty bottles, or find condoms hidden where our respective wives were likely to find them, or all the seats & mirrors readjusted.
50 years later, we're still mates.
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15th July 2017, 05:53 PM #9
I knew a kid in the early 90's who could open Ford Lasers by thumping the door in a certain spot. He was a car thief.
TTLearning to make big bits of wood smaller......
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15th July 2017, 07:25 PM #10
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15th July 2017, 11:34 PM #11
That's how I got named, when I was born my father said for Kryn out loud.
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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16th July 2017, 05:19 AM #12rrich Guest
In the early seventies I had gotten a new job. Some training was required so to the Boston area I went. Picked up a rental car and all was cool. The rental car was some nondescript bottom of the line thing that I can't even remember what brand or model.
After about 3 weeks and on a Sunday morning I was getting breakfast at a local restaurant. After breakfast I'm ready to go back to the plant and do some homework on the computer systems for class next week. Oh, look! There is my Chevrolet Caprice station wagon. I pull out my house and car keys, unlock the door, get in and turn the ignition on. But wait, where are the baby shoes hanging from the rear view mirror? OH, POOP! this isn't my car. My car is home in Pittsburgh. I quietly got out and locked the door, found my rental car and went to the plant to do homework.
The scary thing was that everything was the same, Make, Model, Color and Key Code. Just thinking about it today is scary.
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16th July 2017, 06:41 PM #13
At work one evening, a distressed staff member came to me. She had locked the keys in the car and the engine was running.
I noticed the rear window was shattered but intact, so gave it a tap with a hammer to break the glass and then open the door.
The car I currently drive has no visible key locks on the doors. I believe there is one, but you need a tool (key or screwdriver) to access.
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16th July 2017, 11:21 PM #14
Must be a Ford thing, i use to be able to open my locked 78 Ford Cortina in the 90's by doing the same thing.
I locked my keys in the car, and got a little annoyed and thumped the door near the lock, and it unlocked, after getting my keys out i kept trying, and there is a certain spot.
Also, when i had a VK Commodore, that car key use to be able to open VB, VC and VL's. (it was good as a party trick)
so much for having a lockable car..
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17th July 2017, 01:34 AM #15
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