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26th June 2017, 07:48 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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New Version of the 3 Bears
A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty.
'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty.
'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch
from the kitchen and yells, 'How many times do I have to go
through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence.
Listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....
'I HAVEN'T MADE THE !!!!!!!
PORRIDGE YETTo grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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26th June 2017, 08:14 PM #2
Thats good
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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27th June 2017, 09:52 AM #3
Excellent
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