Cinnamon Rolls

[Rodgera]

At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for my husband to comment on
my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.

After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these
commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?"

Without looking up from his paper my husband replied, "About 10 years."





Please send no flowers, donations to "Beyond Blue"

[KBs PensNmore]

When I first married my first wife, she used to cook UFO's.


Unidentified Fried Objects.

[AlexS]

When we first married, my new wife asked how long she had to boil eggs before they were tender.

[ian]

When I first married my first wife

Ken

how many times did you marry your first wife?

[KBs PensNmore]

Once was to many, it was meant as "when I was first married my first wife," as in the beginning.

[ian]

Ken, I thought so. Just had to ask 'cause I remembered some of your previous comments about the "first mistake"

[KBs PensNmore]

I'm 65 and have made 3 mistakes, you'd think I'd have learnt by now!!!!
Kryn

[rustynail]

Marriage is like a car indicator...now it works, now it doesn't, now it does, now it doesn't,
now it does.

[Uncle Al]

Love is grand, divorce is three hundred grand!

Alan...