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  1. #1
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    Default English-His and Hers.

    Women's English:



    1. Yes = No

    2. No = Yes

    3. Maybe = No

    4. We need = I want...

    5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

    6. We need to talk = You're in trouble.

    7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not.

    8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later.

    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

    10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?







    Men's English:



    1. I am hungry = I am hungry.

    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.

    3. I am tired = I am tired.

    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage.

    5. I love you = Let's have sex now.

    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

    11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Not a footy follower Iain?
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna
    Not a footy follower Iain?
    No hes not!
    And he thinks your shoes clash with your outfit.

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna
    Not a footy follower Iain?
    No, why?
    I'm opposed to blood sports
    Al I shall choose to ignore.......................sweetie
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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