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Thread: English-His and Hers.
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24th September 2005, 05:13 PM #1
English-His and Hers.
Women's English:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want...
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble.
7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not.
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later.
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Men's English:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry.
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3. I am tired = I am tired.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
5. I love you = Let's have sex now.
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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24th September 2005, 05:47 PM #2
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24th September 2005, 06:16 PM #3
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Originally Posted by echnidna
And he thinks your shoes clash with your outfit.
Al
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24th September 2005, 06:52 PM #4
Originally Posted by echnidna
I'm opposed to blood sports
Al I shall choose to ignore.......................sweetieStupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.