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  1. 22nd May 2017, 09:57 PM #1
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    Default culinary correctness

    One night at the dinner table, the wife commented,
    "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger.
    Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller.-- You don't love me any more?"


    "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now."
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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    They reckon a steak is good for a black eye
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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