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  1. #1
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Murray Bridge SA
    Posts
    293

    Default I just discovered my age group.

    I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later
    I don't have to go to school or work.
    I get an allowance every month.
    I have my own pad.
    I don't have a curfew.
    I have a driver's license and my own car.
    I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
    The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, so why be scared?
    And I don't have acne. Life is Good!
    Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
    Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
    People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
    Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
    Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
    It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
    I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names, so I posted it on here, for my friends I can't remember
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Location
    Gold Coast Australia
    Age
    68
    Posts
    65

    Default

    Count me in the club of Seenagers also.

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