Remarried!!!

[KBs PensNmore]

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


HUSBAND:
Definitely not!


WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?


HUSBAND:
Of course I do.


WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?


HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.


WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).


HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).


WIFE:
Would you live in our house?


HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.


WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?


HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?


WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?


HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.


WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?


HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.


WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?


HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.




WIFE:


- silence - -






HUSBAND:


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[groverwa]

As funny as this sounds I met a bloke who has been married to the same woman five times in 30 yrs

[KBs PensNmore]

My second wife, had an uncle that married and divorced the same woman 7 times, they couldn't live with each other, but couldn't live without each other either!!!
To me, marrying someone once is bad enough!!!!!
Kryn

[ian]

My second wife, had an uncle that married and divorced the same woman 7 times, they couldn't live with each other, but couldn't live without each other either!!!

married but living separately would seem to be the solution for these two

To me, marrying someone once is bad enough!!!!!

and I thought it was the triumph of hope over experience

[KBs PensNmore]

I'm a slow learner (VERRRRRY SLOW)

[AlexS]

Bigamy is having one wife too many.

Some would say that monogamy is the same thing.

[Sawdust Maker]

Q: what's the penalty for bigamy?

A: two mothers in law

[KBs PensNmore]

How the word Bigamist came about is, WHY a man would want 2 wives is a Bigamistery to me.