Mental Test

[Baz]

> During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What
> is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
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> "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a
> teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the
> bathtub."
>
> 1. Would you use the spoon?
>
> 2. Would you use the teacup?
>
> 3. Would you use the bucket?
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> "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."
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> "Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

[Kev Y.]

I would use a hose and syphon it out

[Cliff Rogers]

I just jump in..... KarFarkinSplash!!!!!

[Geoff Dean]

I would get my horse and put him in the room. he drinks out of a bathtub now, so he could empty it for me, while I am off making something from wood.

[julianx]

It really depends on what the bath tub is full of

[echnidna]

and how well equipped the patients rehab workshop is

[Driver]

I would place the bucket carefully over the Director's head. I would then belt it several times with the teaspoon while politely requesting that he should not waste my time with smart@rse little tests.

I would then look for someone who could provide me with some tea for my cup.

[craigb]

I would place the bucket carefully over the Director's head. I would then belt it several times with the teaspoon while politely requesting that he should not waste my time with smart@rse little tests.

I would then look for someone who could provide me with some tea for my cup.

Nice one Col

[echnidna]

so you'd like to become an inmate Col?

[Ashore]

I would drop my two grandsons in they seem expert in getting the maximum amount of water out of the tub and onto the floor.





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