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  1. 8th April 2017, 10:34 AM #1
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    George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son.

    The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy,
    and the father replies: "Euro."

    The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it's a currency.

    Says George: "What? There weren't any objections when I called my
    first two sons Mark and Frank."
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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    This does not make cents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Handyjack View Post
    This does not make cents.
    Please do not pound the brain too hard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    Please do not pound the brain too hard

    It could make you Dollar.
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    Some people have a Yen for one liners!

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    That's the yuan I wanted
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    Are you sure that this is up to the Mark
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    more like a kroner
    regards from Alberta, Canada

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    Not another bank of one liners from you blokes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carry Pine View Post
    Not another bank of one liners from you blokes?
    more a cash economy in the guise of a crown
    regards from Alberta, Canada

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    So, who is going to get credit for being a card?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    So, who is going to get credit for being a card?
    Whever picks up the peso fasto
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    Seems that this thread has brought out the Spondulix
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    You will all get the zack and then have a dose of the tray bits
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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