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8th April 2017, 10:34 AM #1
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George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son.
The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy,
and the father replies: "Euro."
The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it's a currency.
Says George: "What? There weren't any objections when I called my
first two sons Mark and Frank."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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8th April 2017, 01:36 PM #2
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This does not make cents.
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8th April 2017, 01:44 PM #3
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Please do not pound the brain too hard
Originally Posted by Handyjack
This does not make cents.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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8th April 2017, 04:18 PM #4
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Originally Posted by Rodgera
It could make you Dollar.Hugh
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8th April 2017, 08:42 PM #5
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Some people have a Yen for one liners!
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8th April 2017, 11:12 PM #6
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That's the yuan I wanted
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Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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8th April 2017, 11:33 PM #7
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Are you sure that this is up to the Mark
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9th April 2017, 01:56 PM #8
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more like a kroner
regards from Alberta, Canada
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Not another bank of one liners from you blokes?
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10th April 2017, 12:49 AM #10
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more a cash economy in the guise of a crown Originally Posted by Carry Pine
regards from Alberta, Canada
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10th April 2017, 10:06 AM #11
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So, who is going to get credit for being a card?
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10th April 2017, 08:45 PM #12
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Whever picks up the peso fasto Originally Posted by Bob38S
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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10th April 2017, 09:49 PM #13
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Seems that this thread has brought out the Spondulix
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10th April 2017, 10:16 PM #14
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You will all get the zack and then have a dose of the tray bits
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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