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    Default Two parrots

    Two parrots were sitting on a perch......
    One parrot said "I think I can smell fish"
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

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    Man I'm gettin old - took me ages to get that

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    It is a good thing that the Perch was not a Blind Mullet

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    Hope the perch is sturdy or they may snapper
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    If they snapper they'll end up with flatheads!
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Not even gonna try to compete with you guys

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    If they snapper the'll need to be careful not to flounder....

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    Maybe they smelt fish!
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

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    or just hooked on bait
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Now listen here you guys - just how many parrot/fish jokes/puns are there in this world????

    (jealous one speaks, the guy who can never remember the punch line)

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    Ha ha, Grover you've given the game away They're all trawling through Google

    (Hey, I made a pun! can go to bed now)

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    If they flounder, they might have to scale it back a bit
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    or go for a roe
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Gotcha, hook, line and sinker on that one.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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