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8th March 2017, 09:10 PM #1
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Two parrots
Two parrots were sitting on a perch......
One parrot said "I think I can smell fish"And my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
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8th March 2017, 09:30 PM #2
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Man I'm gettin old - took me ages to get that
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8th March 2017, 09:31 PM #3
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It is a good thing that the Perch was not a Blind Mullet
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8th March 2017, 11:00 PM #4
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Hope the perch is sturdy or they may snapper
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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9th March 2017, 07:40 AM #5
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If they snapper they'll end up with flatheads!
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9th March 2017, 07:46 AM #6
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Not even gonna try to compete with you guys
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9th March 2017, 12:38 PM #7
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If they snapper the'll need to be careful not to flounder....
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9th March 2017, 03:24 PM #8
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Maybe they smelt fish!
And my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
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9th March 2017, 08:19 PM #9
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or just hooked on bait
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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Ray
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9th March 2017, 09:19 PM #10
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Now listen here you guys - just how many parrot/fish jokes/puns are there in this world????
(jealous one speaks, the guy who can never remember the punch line)
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9th March 2017, 09:47 PM #11
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How long is piece of string or have look at the following for starters
Fish Puns – PunpediaA large collection of Fish JokesFishing Jokes and One-Liners | Drowning WormsFish Jokes - Animal Jokes
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9th March 2017, 10:04 PM #12
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Ha ha, Grover you've given the game away
They're all trawling through Google
(Hey, I made a pun! can go to bed now)
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9th March 2017, 10:52 PM #13
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If they flounder, they might have to scale it back a bit
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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9th March 2017, 11:21 PM #14
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or go for a roe
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10th March 2017, 10:30 PM #15
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Gotcha, hook, line and sinker on that one.
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