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2nd March 2017, 10:32 AM #1
Well Planned?
A guy planned a heist down to the last detail. The plan was to hold
up an armored car as it made its pickup at a bowling alley.
When the car arrived, he rushed up to the driver, flashed a gun and
screamed, "Give it up!" The startled driver looked around inside the
vehicle and finally handed the stupid criminal a large sack.
Unfortunately, instead of holding up an armored car he had robbed a
laundry truck. The sack contained a bunch of dirty mop heads.
Proof that criminals are not rocket scientists.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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5th March 2017, 02:12 PM #2
Years ago a book was published "Book of heroic failures" one story.... from France , guy goes into a bank with Bull mastiff dog, threatens staff, demands money and as leaving says...." anyone moves and the dog attacks" and duly makes his escape. The police arrive take one look at the dog and yell...."F off you bl****y dog, go home". The dog takes off and two police follow .... dog runs home scratches on kitchen door, is let in by owner who is quietly counting / courting his his (mis)fortune.
I read it in book so presume its a true story.I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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5th March 2017, 04:03 PM #3
Well, now it's on the internet, so it MUST be true.
Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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5th March 2017, 05:13 PM #4
Wow, just did a goirgle search and its still available, well maybe a newer version with more stories about stupid people, yikes wonder if I'am in there somewhere
I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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7th March 2017, 09:27 AM #5
Anything is possible with Dr. Google
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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