President Trump

[fenderbelly]

Trump’s got the pope on his yacht. The pope’s hat flies off. It’s in the water.
The Secret Service is trying to get it.
All the pope’s people are trying to get it.
Trump goes, “Hang on, hang on.”
He walks across the water,
bends over, picks up the hat,
walks back across the water,
puts in on the pope’s head—the pope’s baffled."

Next day’s newspaper headline reads,

“TRUMP CAN’T SWIM.”

[rwbuild]

....I seem to have misplaced my groan button..anyone seen it?